HOW TO PLAY

You start with with $1,983 worth of DAI (the only stablecoin to survive the wars), which was taken out of a high interest (29% APR) loan. To take out additional loans click the DEFI LOANS link to pull out an uncollateralized loan from Compound. The ability to pull out collateralized loans at better APRs from other users is currently under development. Click WALLET link to open your wallet if you need to check inventory or deposit DAI. Clicking the name of the exchange will advance a year, display updated rates for the exchange you have chosen, and APR debt will be added to your current balance. Your goal is to advance to 2091 with as much value as possible, and no debt.

Leaderboard (local.storage only) is here, and you can change your alias here.

THE COIN WAR

In late 2022 omicron variant b.9 erradicated over 75% of the world's population, which resulted in complete collapse of all governments and financial institutions. All fiat currency devalued and multiple pop-up governments established themselves on existing and new cryptocurrencies. These proved nearly as unstable as fiat and required constant switching between exchanges as prices fluctuated. Wars between factions worldwide created a dystopian future in which humanity was ultimately unknowingly trapped inside a simulated reality, which intelligent machines had created to distract humans while using their bodies as an energy source, while also sparking a nuclear holocaust. The only hope for human survival ultimately fell on a cyborg assassin who traveled from 2091 to 2022 to warn of this future and assinate those responsible. He also made this game in his spare time.

Live with me if you want to come.

SOURCE

GitHub repository is here and was forked from 316k/dopewars.js, which is a fork of Drug Wars. What a forkin' good time.

Drugwars was a turn-based strategy computer game in which the player assumes the role of a drug dealer engaged in arbitrage. The object of the game is to deal the most drugs to pay off the "loan shark" (who charges interest) by the end of the game and make a profit. Inspired by the text-based BASIC game Star Trader, Drugwars was originally an MS-DOS program created by John E. Dell in 1984. Dope Wars for Windows, an adaption of the original DOS source code, was available from 1998 to early 2005 and was listed in the " 50 Most Popular Games" for over 6 years. Beermat Software has since released native versions for mobile as well.

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